fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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