There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
40s are totally the cure
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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