Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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