I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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