You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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