we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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