i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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