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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think a kid would responsible me up
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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