My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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