His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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