I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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