Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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