Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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