that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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