worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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