i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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