Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
we should paint friendship bongs
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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