well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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