would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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