On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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