I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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