i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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