I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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