I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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