I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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