The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think i have two assholes
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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