I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
