Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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