Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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