the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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