How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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