He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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