yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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