hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
is it fun? or sober?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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