He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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