dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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