Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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