I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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