I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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