You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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