You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I supernannyed him into submission
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
