I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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