I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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