I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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