why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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