So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Ladies don't puke and tell
Randomize
