I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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