Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The ass gains better be worth it
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