Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This toilet bowl is my home.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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