I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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