everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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