Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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