you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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