Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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