We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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