just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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