Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
smell my finger.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
