Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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